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More Homemade Salad Dressings & Sauces Vegan Buttermilk Ranch Dressing (Easy & Creamy) from votesRate this Recipe Ingredients 1 cup Hellman's Vegan Mayo , 208g- see note 1 cup plain unsweetened dairy-free yogurt , 120g tbsp apple cider vinegar , 5g- or white vinegar 1 tbsp minced scallions , 8g- green onions 1 tbsp minced fresh Italian parsley , 5g 1 tbsp minced fresh dill , 4g- or sub 2 tsp dried dill 1 tsp minced garlic , 2g- or tsp garlic powder tsp dried mustard , 0.5g- or sub 1 tsp dijon mustard 1 tsp vegan Worcestershire sauce , 3g tsp fresh ground black pepper , 2g tsp salt , 2g 1 tbsp unsweetened dairy-free milk , 30g- or water, see note 2 Instructions Mix all the ingredients together in a small bowl or a glass measuring cup

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